RULES

 

 

MAX THREE TATTOOS PER SITTING

Max is short for Maximum. We are not forcing anyone named Max to get three tattoos. Unless you want to Max, it's totally cool .

 

NO APPOINTMENTS, WALK-INS ONLY FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE

There WILL be a LINE, it is your honor and duty to wait in said line, to enjoy it and to brag about how long you waited in it.

 

ARMS AND LEGS ONLY

No hands, fingers, palms, armpits, inside upper arm, elbows, feet, toes, below ankle, upper thigh/hip, inner thigh, knee, side of knee, knee ditch, yada yada yada you get the idea

 

OUR DESIGNS ONLY

We designed and created all of our designs and they are available NOWHERE else! If you see our design somewhere else run away immediately as they are dirty thieves with no creativity. There's 600 designs, if you can't find one you like you may want to spend the 13th thrifting.

 

NO CHANGES TO DESIGN

The "13" STAYS in the design! Don't ask or we will publicly shame you. It's pretty much the point of the entire day? Some "13"s are very subtle though, for you 13 Deniers.

 

NO CHANGES TO SIZE

For reference, each sheet is about the size of a regular assed 8 1/2" by 11" piece of paper. Small and fun. Just like cats and chihuahuas.

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$$CASH ONLY$$

It's that green papery stuff that boomers like. There's also an ATM in the lobby for those of you who only handle plastics and apps.

 

Oh, did I mention? CASH ONLY$$ ?? For you speed reading through this:CASH ONLY! It's that green paper you can steal from your grandma's purse. See you on the 13th!!

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**DESIGNS PICTURED ABOVE WITH CALENDAR DATES WILL BE UPDATED FOR CURRENT MONTH/YEAR!**